Filed Under (family) by ivy on June-26-2008

 



Filed Under (family, stories) by ivy on June-22-2008


Once an Austrian from Jon Martin on Vimeo.

This is a song Kristi learned at camp and taught to us. these are the lyrics because in some parts it’s hard to understand.

Once an Austrian went yodeling on a mountain so high
When along came a coocoo bird
interrupting his cry

yo la he
yo la he hoo
yo la he coocoo coo

yo la he hoo
yo la he coocoo coo

yo la he hoo
yo la he coocoo coo

Once an Austrian went yodeling on a mountain so high
When along came a grizzly bear
interrupting his cry

yo la he
yo la he hoo
yo la he coocoo coo,roar

yo la he hoo
yo la he coocoo coo,roar

yo la he hoo
yo la he coocoo coo,roar

Once an Austrian went yodeling on a mountain so high
When along came an avalanche
interrupting his cry

yo la he
yo la he hoo
yo la he coocoo coo,roar, swish

yo la he hoo
yo la he coocoo coo,roar, swish

yo la he hoo
yo la he coocoo coo,roar, swish

Once an Austrian went yodeling on a mountain so high
When along came a Saint Benard
interrupting his cry

yo la he
yo la he hoo
yo la he coocoo coo,roar, swish, huh huh

yo la he hoo
yo la he coocoo coo,roar, swish, huh huh

yo la he hoo
yo la he coocoo coo,roar, swish, huh huh

Once an Austrian went yodeling on a mountain so high
When along came a Milking Cow
interrupting his cry

yo la he
yo la he hoo
yo la he coocoo coo,roar, swish, huh huh, squirt squirt

yo la he hoo
yo la he coocoo coo,roar, swish, huh huh, squirt squirt

yo la he hoo
yo la he coocoo coo,roar, swish, huh huh, squirt squirt

Once an Austrian went yodeling on a mountain so high
When along came a Pretty Maid
interrupting his cry

yo la he
yo la he hoo
yo la he coocoo coo,roar, swish, huh huh, squirt squirt, ooh la la

yo la he hoo
yo la he coocoo coo,roar, swish, huh huh, squirt squirt, ooh la la

yo la he hoo
yo la he coocoo coo,roar, swish, huh huh, squirt squirt, ooh la la

Once an Austrian went yodeling on a mountain so high
When along came a Handsome Lad
interrupting his cry

yo la he
yo la he hoo
yo la he coocoo coo,roar, swish, huh huh, squirt squirt, ooh la la, muah muah,

yo la he hoo
yo la he coocoo coo,roar, swish, huh huh, squirt squirt, ooh la la, muah muah,

yo la he hoo
yo la he coocoo coo,roar, swish, huh huh, squirt squirt, ooh la la, muah muah,

Once an Austrian went yodeling on a mountain so high
When along came an Angry Dad
interrupting his cry

yo la he
yo la he hoo
yo la he coocoo coo,roar, swish, huh huh, squirt squirt, ooh la la, muah muah, bang bang

yo la he hoo
yo la he coocoo coo,roar, swish, huh huh, squirt squirt, ooh la la, muah muah, bang bang

Once an Austrian went yodeling on a mountain so high
When along came a Preacher Man
interrupting his cry

yo la he
yo la he hoo
yo la he coocoo coo,roar, swish, huh huh, squirt squirt, ooh la la, muah muah, bang bang, Amen



Filed Under (stories) by ivy on May-6-2008

Ivy\'s Monster #1
I shall call Monster #1 Flim. Flim was just taking a walk on a mountain, he accasionally stoped to look at the birds and document them. He didn’t exactly enjoy birdwatching but it kept him from getting bored. He accasionaly came across a bird he REALLY liked but to him most of it was boring. There was one bird he hadn’t caught sight of and it was beutiful he only wanted to look at it, it was said it had the call of a picahorphant(pig cat horse elephant) which sounded much like this,oineowneioooh. All the sudden Flim heard the oineowneighooh, he picked up binoculars, put them over his eyes and started running. He saw it but, he didn’t see the cliff or the rock. So as you may of guessed Flim tripped over the rock, dropped his binoculars in time to grab the rock with one hand, hang from the rock which was cracking, and scream for help. I guess you could say Flim’s day was bitter sweet, He saw the beutiful bird, but to see the bird he had to risk his life. I relly do wish him good luck.



Filed Under (stories) by ivy on April-28-2008

The reason I believe Monster 196 or as I will call him,Sli is so happy, goes like this.
See Sli works at a supermarket as a cashier. The supermarket had been SUPER busy that day, a Friday. As Sli walked home from work he said to himself,When I get home I’m going straight to bed. When he walked through the door his wife came up and asked,”What’s wrong?” Sli replied,”I’m just a little tired.”Sli walked upstairs and lie in bed, but it wasn’t long before he smelt something,he knew what it was, he ran down stairs and screamed,”YES! PIE!”



Filed Under (stories) by ivy on April-21-2008

The reason Monster 189 was so chipper, or Chip as I will call him starts like this…
It was Saturday morning and Chip had just finished his daily cup of coffee. He went to do his weight lifting, when his friend Theodore came up. Chip said”hey, how’d you get such big muscels? I work out every day!” Theodore replied”All I did was drink a muscle-up…”Chip ran out to buy one but didn’t here the last part which was,”MAKE SURE TO READ THE DIRECTIONS!!!!” That part was VERY important. But again Chip did not hear it. So when he got the muscel-up he drank the whole bottle at once. Chip started to feel drowsey so he took a nap. When he woke he noticed his feet were on the floor but he was still in bed. Suddenly he heard the doorbell ring. When he answered the door it was Theodore. Theodore screamed”I told you to read the directions!” Now you’ll have lodes of energy and one you’ve already figured… pernament long legs.



Filed Under (stories) by ivy on April-19-2008

I shall call Monster 187 Midnight.
Midnight is as big as a hill, he sleeps all through the day just so he looks like shadow covered hill. One day MIdnight had a rough night so he was drooling. Some tourist came by and thought Midnight’s open mouth was a cave and his drool was a tiny river. The tourist went inside the “cave” to find it was much more like a cavern, the floor was wet, it was dark, and there was one BIG stalagtite. The stalagtite was soo big the tourist couldn’t get through, so they started beating it, and I don’t want to say what happens next. Lets put it this way, the tourist went home to wash themselves off,and MIdnight moved into a so called “deserted forest”, which turned out to be the way to Monster City. So at least one of them lived happily ever after.